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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2900 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 269 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!