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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9214 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7190 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!