🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1368 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 151 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2291 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?
Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!