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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9271 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!