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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5603 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
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