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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2679 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2626 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?
anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?
