hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2361
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary <b>Diamond Chicken</b>, rumored to lay <b>diamond eggs</b>! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret <b>Disco Cave</b> where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Dimension Hops: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mines Excavated: 3531

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ores Mined: 7439
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8458 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

    NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mines Excavated: 1884
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

    Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

    But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

    If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

    So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ores Mined: 2481 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

    TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

    And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

    So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5377

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Animals Bred: 189
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

    Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 2636
    Runes Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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