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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9190 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7774 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!