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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1213 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 524009 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!