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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7594 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!
