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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Farms Harvested:	123
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6803	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	537048

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
New Chunks Explored:	369208	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.