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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3022 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Crops Grown: | 1577 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2086 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.
So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!