lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Zombie Dances: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Void Armor Forged: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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