so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Potions Brewed: 156 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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