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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8819 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4145 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.
we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
