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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9408 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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