CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2225	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!