Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 385 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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