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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9520 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!