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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Magic Items Found: 2430 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Farms Harvested: 226
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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