CraftyDadLULZ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6976	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	128	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	2763	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5391
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	2838
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.