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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1731 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1298 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx