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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7225 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3720 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!