CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General

    Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Singularity Repair Support Campaign has taken over and now you must battle dragons and water margin girls in the Halloween Rebellion of 108! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus!

    Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CubeLandia

    CubeLandia

    You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • /flip/ Minecraft Server

    /flip/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

    Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell
    Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pika-Anarchy

    Pika-Anarchy

    PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

    Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

    2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

    3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

    4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

    The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

    Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

    Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

    So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

    /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

    We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PiggySMP

    PiggySMP

    Dive Back into Classic Survival!

    Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

    Why Choose Us?

    PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

    Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

    Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

    Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

    Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

    Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sky’s SMP Adventures

    Sky’s SMP Adventures
    A chaotic paradise.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BonkNetwork

    BonkNetwork

    Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

    Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

    Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

    Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

    And More!

    Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Momcest General Minecraft Server

    Momcest General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

    Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

    So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9395 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

    Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

    Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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