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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4495 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2974 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!