Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.
