CraftyCritters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of THEM trying to ruin anime with their pesky censorship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the power to stop them once and for all! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight against evil forces and protect our beloved anime from being censored into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to defeating THEM lies hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be discovered by brave warriors like yourself. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey to save anime and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Items Found:	7170
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

POLITONE server Minecraft

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A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4525	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.