CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6675
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3109	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	1586	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.