CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	336389	Animals Bred:	152
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	4295
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4205	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	187769	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	8133
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”