CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3646	Emeralds Found:	5101
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1588
Buildings Constructed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4852	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	7625	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8430	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	3353
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	8129	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	151
Potions Brewed:	68	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.