CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Villages Defended:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ores Mined:	3206
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1867	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3065	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4243
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5462	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3771

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ores Mined:	5959	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	2