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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1583 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1656 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
