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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6446 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 9818 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
