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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4960 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
