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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
