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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9916 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of Pepe the Frog, mine for rare diamonds while dodging creepers dressed as Antifa protesters, or engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no snowflake” policy, so if you can’t handle a little trolling or trash talk, then this server is not for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some chaotic fun!