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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1536 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6206 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!