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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9980 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8255 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!