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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3540 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!