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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4356 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1206 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join [GAME] now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the creepers are actually great dancers and the zombies serve drinks at the bar. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join us today!