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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1491 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon! But be careful, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking around trying to steal it for himself.
Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? No problem. Our server is the place where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!