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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5794 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Crops Grown: | 7017 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.