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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4942 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for a rollercoaster ride of fun and mayhem, just like the time my pet chicken learned how to ride a minecart and took over the entire server.
We promise an experience more thrilling than trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword. And hey, at least on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting on the wrong bus like poor little Timmy here.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server.