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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6632 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1300 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
