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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
