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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Votes: | 1876 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
