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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2117 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 678676 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.