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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3460 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.