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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 840 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 608744 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!
We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!