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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 101 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 244 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!